How about no.

How about no.

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

I just want hickeys and self esteem

One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.
— (via hemped)

(via curiovsly)

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via this-is-not-fact-or-fiction)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via this-is-not-fact-or-fiction)

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
— (via walk-you-home)

(via dacuppycakee)